tsunamiwavesurfing:

you can’t let your family and friends figure out your pay day patterns my guy 

stay woke


(Source: pinkmanjesse)

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr)

hotguysandpizza:

in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination

urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

(Source: lovekardashian)


(Source: sleepyblob)

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral